Short Bio:

Laken Picard was raised in the wilds of northern Canada where she learned that not all wolves have four legs and vampires can transform into ravenous flying insects. She migrated south to a city with less snow and more traffic, where she found love with her college sweetheart, and later welcomed two human pups nicknamed Beast and Rogue. Laken is rarely found wandering outside of her writing cave and likes it that way.

The Long Bio:

Writing was never really a choice for me, but rather the product of an overactive imagination that began in childhood. I was the quiet kid in the corner who talked to herself and made up stories. My imaginary best friend was a kangaroo that lived in my closet. Haunted by nightmares, I woke up screaming on a regular basis. I still have vivid, disturbing dreams, but now I skip the screaming and write it all down. Stories have always been my way of coping and making sense of an often terrifying world. Ultimately, writing was the only thing I ever wanted to do and, as it turns out, the only thing I’ve ever been any good at.

Growing up, I wouldn’t say I was a compulsive liar, but telling tall tales became a habitual and entertaining pastime. Fabricated stories were preferable to dull truths or less than savory realities. During a sleepover séance, I covertly tipped over a lamp to fool friends into believing a ghostly presence was in our midst. Worthy of a soap opera storyline, I also claimed to have an identical twin cousin named ‘Crystal’ and then proceeded to act as my alter-ego. An assignment on what I did on summer vacation prompted my teacher to question the veracity of my account after reading the thrilling  adventure of my dog, Boomer, giving chase to a squirrel only to return with a hint of fuzzy tail in his mouth. Naturally, I insisted every word was the absolute truth. Despite my now socially acceptable outlet for making things up, I still can’t help but give out random names at fast food places – I get a kick out of being called ‘Georgia’ or ‘Felicity’.  Old habits die hard.

The earliest piece I remember writing was the first scene of a play when I was in second grade. Dissatisfied with the school Christmas play, I thought I could do better; a sentiment which has motivated many writers to pick up a pen. Although the task was begun with enthusiasm, I soon lost interest as it became less fun and more work.

In high school, I abandoned story after story, unhappy with initial results and unsure of where to go from there. Like most students, I was taught how to read and think critically, and how to appreciate and analyze a work of fiction, but not the art and craft of writing itself. Without a solid grasp of how to create the characters, conflict and structure of a compelling story (and unaware of the massive editing required), I was convinced I just wasn’t good enough. Who did I think I was anyway? A real writer was a hard-drinking, chain smoking, man’s man who went deep sea fishing for marlin and ran with the bulls in Pamplona – yes, I mean you, Hemingway.

While studying Drama at Queen’s University, I honed my skills and fell in love with the man who introduced me to the works of Margaret Atwood (author of the dystopian novel The Handmaid’s Tale), but a crisis of confidence kept me from fully commiting to writing – until I had my first child. Faced with the humbling task of caring for another life, facing a keyboard didn’t seem so daunting. As I watched a tiny human struggle to take his first steps and form words from random sounds, I realized that all of our first attempts were likely to fail, our second and third attempts fared little better, but gradually we learned – if we continued to try. Learning is an ugly, awkward thing, but the simple act of never giving up has a noble beauty to it.

Ignoring my inner critic, I resolved not to judge my words on the page with the understanding that it wouldn’t be pretty and would never be perfect. I poured over how-to books and advice from renowned authors. I wrote short literary stories, plays, screenplays and even a few songs. When I faltered, I picked myself up and kept moving forward. Finally, I felt ready to take the next step.

The next step was more of a giant leap. Writing a novel in no way resembled a Hollywood movie montage of crumpled paper tossed into a waste bin, scribbling at a hip café with a pencil behind one ear, or hunching over a keyboard with a bottle of Jack Daniels as the curl of smoke from a lit cigarette fades into the night. It was less cool and more chaotic – and it took a heck of a lot longer than five minutes!

I cut and rewrote scenes, modified and eliminated characters, and altered the entire plot structure while two grade-schoolers wrestled over toys and music blared from my headphones. To complete this less-than-glamorous picture, I wore comfy pj bottoms with my hair tied back into a messy ponytail while sunglasses hid my bloodshot eyes as I stared at the computer screen until the wee hours of the morning. I wrote and rewrote until I was ready to show it to my brilliant editor/husband who gave me many notes and changes, and then I rewrote it again and again. Finally, we were both satisfied with the results and I was ready to take the next big step in my journey – publishing .

Through Rogue Earth Publishing, my partner Sylvain and I have decided to release a novella entitled Vampire Perfect before my big novel release, Hard Day’s Bite, in the new year. Naturally, each and every word is the absolute truth. Enjoy!

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